TheBoob's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 311 (From 88 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 5,845 Points

Talesworth Adventure Ep.1

Noob Test Unlocked 4/15/10
5 Points
Solve every easy (blue) room
A Novice No More 5 Points Solve every medium (teal) room
True Adventurer 10 Points Solve every challenging (red) room
Warrior Proper 10 Points Solve every hard (purple) room
Glutton for Punishment 25 Points Solve every bonus (green) room
Purveyor of Finery 25 Points Collect all 25 gems located throughout the castle
Hoard the Hoard 50 Points Slay the Talesworth Dragon and obtain his hoard
Thinking Things Through 50 Points Complete the game using 5 or less Resets

Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/180 points)

Tax Time!

Burn Baby Burn! Unlocked 2/19/10
10 Points
Forgo your worldly posessions.
Stick it to the Man! Unlocked 2/19/10
25 Points
Deliver your taxes to the IRS in a timely manner.
Auto Recall Unlocked 2/19/10
50 Points
Send a Lexus back to the shop.

Medals Earned: 3/3 (85/85 points)

The Best Game Ever Made

Good Decision Unlocked 4/1/11
5 Points
Decide to play the game.
Disco Inferno 10 Points Visit the disco zone three times because you love to dance.
Impatient 10 Points Try to bribe Big Frank too early.
Table Groper 10 Points Try to grab all the tables.
Carpet Thief 25 Points Collect a piece of fine carpet when your boss isn't looking.
Chatterbox 25 Points Talk to every potential inventory item before collecting it.
Oblivious 25 Points Give your presentation while Gilda is topless.
Dead 50 Points Figure out the only way to die in the game.
Workaholic 50 Points Finish the game in under 2 minutes.
I Like Betty Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Antisocial Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Guilty Conscience Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/12 (5/295 points)

The Breach

20 Kills Unlocked 7/24/10
5 Points
Kill 20 enemies
Kill First Boss Unlocked 7/24/10
10 Points
Kill the first boss
Game Complete Unlocked 7/24/10
25 Points
Complete the game
Kill 3rd Boss Unlocked 7/24/10
25 Points
Kill the 3rd Boss
20 Stars 50 Points Obtain 20 stars

Medals Earned: 4/5 (65/115 points)

The Room Tribute

Best Friend Unlocked 9/5/10
25 Points
Best your friend.
Destroyer Unlocked 9/5/10
25 Points
Smash EVERYTHING.
Payback Unlocked 9/5/10
25 Points
It's a bitch.
Rainmaker Unlocked 9/5/10
25 Points
Make it rain!
Runner Unlocked 9/3/10
25 Points
Win the race.
The Room Unlocked 9/5/10
25 Points
Find it.
Nastwich 10 Points Make a nasty sandwich.
The Johnny 10 Points Get Johnny's cafe order from the movie.
Bookworm 25 Points Read EVERYTHING.
Bugged 25 Points Record EVERYTHING (and listen).
Pusher 25 Points Push the hardest.
Perfect Drug 50 Points Take down Chris R in three rounds.
Quarterback 50 Points Make a perfect pass every time.
Receiver 50 Points Catch the ball every time.
The Machine 50 Points Activate it.
Unsee 50 Points See everything you shouldn't see.

Medals Earned: 6/16 (150/495 points)

Theia

Bubba Slap Unlocked 3/3/10
10 Points
Feel the Bubba-Wrath!
Piggy PWN 10 Points Get totally pwnd by the Piggy
Gotcha 25 Points Be an easy target!
Lame Score 25 Points Come on, you can do better than this!
Spider Food 25 Points Feed your enemy a healthy snack!
Great Score 50 Points You've done well my child
Scare the Boss 50 Points Even tough guys can run away
Beat the Game 100 Points Save Theia!
God Score 100 Points The Heavens must have gifted you way too much
Piggy Wiggy 100 Points Meet the final boss

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)

Thieves Away!

Kill 1 Unlocked 2/21/11
5 Points
Kill someone!
Kill 5 Unlocked 2/21/11
5 Points
kill 5 enemies
Kill 10 5 Points kill 10 enemies
Kill 15 5 Points kill 15 enemies
Kill 20 10 Points kill 20 enemies
Wave 5! 10 Points Reach wave 5
Kill 50! 25 Points kill 50 enemies
Wave 10! 25 Points Reach wave 10
Wave 15! 25 Points Reach wave 15
Kill 100! 50 Points kill 100 enemies
Wave 20! 50 Points Reach wave 20
Wave 50! 100 Points No f*@^!ng way man!

Medals Earned: 2/12 (10/315 points)

Tiananmen Square

Student Protestor Unlocked 3/6/11
10 Points
Complete Wave 1.

Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)

Time Fcuk

You've learned nothing Unlocked 9/19/09
5 Points
Get the bad ending
Everyone will leave you Unlocked 9/18/09
10 Points
get to level 28
Is something wrong? Unlocked 9/16/09
10 Points
get to lvl 9
Opinionated Unlocked 9/16/09
10 Points
vote on 3 maps
You are your only companion in life. Unlocked 9/16/09
10 Points
get to level 22
Obsessed Unlocked 9/16/09
25 Points
Vote on 33 maps
Lost in forever Unlocked 9/17/09
50 Points
beat an explore campaign
The Assent Unlocked 9/16/09
50 Points
Get the good ending
O))) 100 Points Vote on 333 maps

Medals Earned: 8/9 (170/270 points)

Toss the Turtle

Acupuncture Unlocked 8/19/09
5 Points
Get skewered on spikes
Gold Star Unlocked 8/19/09
5 Points
Launch the Turtle
Jump Man Unlocked 8/19/09
5 Points
Smash a goomba
Novice Unlocked 8/19/09
5 Points
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Amateur Unlocked 8/19/09
10 Points
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Drunk Driver Unlocked 9/20/09
10 Points
Blow up a jeep
Harrasment Unlocked 8/19/09
10 Points
Crush an angry ground creature
in Space Unlocked 8/19/09
10 Points
Reach space
Strong Armed Unlocked 8/19/09
10 Points
Get punched by a banana
Icarus Unlocked 7/28/10
25 Points
Get burned by a sun
Persistent Unlocked 8/19/09
25 Points
Play over an hour
Professional Unlocked 8/19/09
25 Points
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Radioactive Unlocked 8/19/09
25 Points
Use a nuke
Master Unlocked 8/19/09
50 Points
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Traveler Unlocked 8/19/09
50 Points
Total over 1 million feet
WorldsEdge Unlocked 8/19/09
100 Points
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Question Mark 5 Points Find the hidden button
Abducted 25 Points Get caught by a UFO
Addicted 50 Points Play over 2 hours
Golden Shell 50 Points Buy everything

Medals Earned: 16/20 (370/500 points)